Panic, Lunacy, and Sabotage – oh, the Humanity!

Times of crisis bring out the best in humanity. Also, the worst.

Caught On Camera: Lady Touching Everything In Store
Crazy toucher is 40sec, followed by other lunacy.
TheDC Shorts – Apr 2, 2020 – 5:23

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Below: h/t Tami on A♠

This is your new AmeriKa:

TWO boats swoop in to capture a paddleboarder who is out in the middle of the ocean completely alone for violating "social distancing." He was arrested.

Meanwhile, the fucking tattletales onshore who called the cops are standing a couple feet apart. pic.twitter.com/FHFPLu4lXU

— Amy (@MaybeAmes) April 3, 2020

Paddleboarder Arrested for Violating California’s Stay-At-Home Order
O.M.G. TV – Apr 3, 2020 – 1:16
Los Angeles residents are used to seeing high-speed car chases on the local news, but the coronavirus pandemic has changed everything … so this will have to do.

A paddleboarder was arrested in Malibu Thursday after he disobeyed the Coast Guard’s order to get out of the water … according to law enforcement. We’re told there were other people in the ocean who complied and paddled in, but the rogue paddleboarder just kept paddlin’ … so L.A. County sheriff’s got in their patrol boat and zeroed in.