Sometimes You’re the Bug

c/o Stephen Green, PJ Media – click for more Florida Man stories
h/t Robert on A♠

Warning: Language, Stupidity
Not sure TDS is really applicable here, but you never know.

The driver, Edward Hughes, tells TMZ … this dude hopped onto the interstate bloodied and frantic, waving for the truck to stop … which Hughes says he did. Once he did that, Hughes claims the guy latched onto his hood and started using a metal object on his windshield.

Hughes says he panicked and hit the gas, trying to shake the man off … as he was successfully breaking through the glass.